May 1 to May 20, 2017–down the Rockies, a sidetrip to Palm Springs, then East

May 1 to May 20, 2017

Moab, Utah

The weather in Wyoming and the plains being on the too-cold side, we decided on a bold course southward, to cross the US at a warmer latitude. Salt Lake City was the turning point. We could have turned left there and crossed into Colorado and Kansas, but it is a very mountainous pass that I didn’t want to drag the trailer through. We continued downward to Moab, Utah.

Very popular place this time of year, Moab is. The winter is too cold and the summer too hot, so visitors shoot for the few weeks in spring and fall to visit the wild and beautiful landscapes hereabouts. We managed to secure three nights lodging, at a steep rate of 50$+ per night. Arches National Park and Canyonlands National Park were short drives away and we spent  a day in each.

Arches features surreal redstone formations in a high desert setting. The most impressive, to me, are the giant ones—smoothsided monoliths rising straight up hundreds of feet.

The park derives its name from the arch formations of all sizes, of which the park has thousands. The downside of Arches is that everyone is supposed to stay on the narrow trails that lead to the formations, and when the park is crowded you are constantly rubbing elbows with fellow visitors. The park rangers are at pains to keep people on the trails because the desert floor elsewhere is covered with a thin crust of biologically active material that, over millennia, converts the sand and rock into soil. You can see it everywhere, and to step on it is to set it back in its work by thousands of years. So visitors drive from place to place about the park and march single file from parking lot to arch and back.

Returning from a fairly arduous hike I heard pounding footsteps behind. An agitated man passed me, looked about, and ran back the way he had come. A hundred steps later I found a little girl about to break into tears. “I lost my family.” “Did your father have short hair and wearing a purple shirt?” “I don’t know because I don’t speak English.” Her name was Emily and she was Quebecois. Brenda came along and I told her to hold the girl’s hand as we went back up the trail. Her family came in sight and they embraced and wept.

Canyonlands is much the same as Arches in trail restrictions but fewer people go there so the experience is different. And for my money the north end of Canyonlands park contains some of the most dramatic scenery in the country.

 

The park was created in 1964. The story goes that secretary of the Interior Stewart Udall was flying over the land in a government jet with the official in charge of building dams whose name no one remembers. They flew over the junction of the Colorado and Green Rivers and the dam guy said he planned on putting a dam there and flooding the canyonlands. Udall thought, no, it would make a better park and lobbied LBJ to preserve the land which Lyndon did, like within a few weeks of Udall’s asking. Imagine these guys flying over the western lands like gods, deciding the fate of vast swaths of country.

New Mexico

Our planned course would bring us within a few hours of Albuquerque so we called and asked if we could visit again with the grandkids for a few days. That’s when the plot thickened. Hillary had a five-day conference starting the following week in Palm Springs CA (“Dermatopathology in the Desert” it’s called, legendary among dermpaths) and asked if we wanted to come along and help out with the kids (and the neighbor kids since the good friend neighbors were coming along too.) She had tried to hire babysitters in Palm Springs but hadn’t found any she was comfortable with. “Sure,” we said. So we committed to a fifteen day diversion.

I have to confess that the attraction for me was driving her Tesla to Palm Springs. They were all traveling by air and we would drive out. She has the D model 85S. There a few models above hers going to the 100S, which is the fastest production car on the road, going to 60 mph from a deadstart in 2.2 seconds. You heard me, 2.2. The Tesla is one bad motor scooter. I didn’t abuse its power, oh no, not me, but it is safe driving when you can put yourself in a nice little pocket of calm, with no other traffic around you, by the simple expedient of zooming to 100+ mph, briefly. Am I right or am I right? The vagaries of charging the thing are a little annoying, and make for a slightly longer trip, but to me it was a small price to pay for driving what must be the most well-designed and highest-functioning vehicle ever put on the road.

We stayed in Sedona AZ on the way out, and drove through Petrified Forest National Park. Both are worth the diversion.

We spent our six days in Palm Springs playing in the pool with the kids. Palm Springs was a Hollywood getaway of the 1960s and developed an atmosphere of libertinism. It is famous among architects for the concentration of mid-century modern design—low slung, angular buildings. There were some in the neighborhoods where I grew up and never considered them remarkable in any way (think sunken rooms, vertically-seamed exterior sheathing, sliding doors), but they are cool to see when altogether in one place and well-maintained.

The San Jacinto mountains rise up at the very edge of town on the west, and are the steepest mountains in the US, rising almost 11,000 feet from Palm Spring’s sea-level elevation over a mere seven miles. Snow and sequoias on the mountains, and 90+ degrees in the town.

 

Drove back through the Arizona mountains, through the copper mining region. What wild open spaces in this land, and what a short amount of time it took to rake it of its resources.

We left ABQ the day after we got back from California, picking up the truck and trailer from Tom’s RV shop where some mechanical issues were attended to.

Natchez, MS

Drove all day for three days to cross the Mississippi into Natchez yesterday, for a gathering of old-time musicians. Some of Brenda’s acquaintances from Augusta Music camp are here, as well as Harry Bowlick, the Missouri fiddler that we had met in Buena Vista music festival last September. I dropped her off at the festival while I explored Natchez and came back to camp with a pound of just-steamed crawfish from a roadside stand. Very hot and humid and storms threatening.

People in the south are so friendly you have to take it into account when planning your day. I bought some groceries before stopping at C&K Crawfish Steamers. The  crawfish-steaming establishment was an old gas station/service station and they steamed the critters in big pots in the old service bays. Clay, the C of C&K, took time from his steaming to engage me. We shook hands generously and had an extended exchange while the perishables in the car earned their name.

Brenda and I took a guided tour of the small city in a glorified golf cart. It was worth the $20 per person as the guide was quite knowledgeable and the town interesting. Natchez is intact. It was not destroyed during the Civil War because the mayor surrendered the city to the Yankees after the firing of a single round from a Yankee gunboat. The Yanks were sailing down the Mississippi after pulverizing Vicksburg and the mayor did not want to see his city suffer the same fate.

The Mississippi was experiencing record flood heights when we were there. The 58 foot crest that was occurring when we were there had only been exceeded a few times in recorded history. No river I’ve ever seen shows as much raw power as the Mississippi in flood. It gallops. Detritus moves downriver faster than a person can run. Near the bank we watched numerous whirlpools, several feet wide and a foot deep, disappear and reappear.

Natchez is mostly built on a high bluff so little of the city is exposed to the swelling of the river. There is a little enclave at the foot of the bluff which was, historically, the location for brothels and bars. A few wooden buildings still stand there and we had lunch in one of them. A famous duel was held on a sandbar here in 1827. The duel denigrated into hand-to-hand fighting among a small group of men, one of whom, Jim Bowie, distinguished himself by skillful deployment of a large knife, known everafter as the Bowie Knife.

We’ll stay here a few days to rest up and make the turn towards home.

 

April 27-30–one night stands along the Oregon Trail

April 27, 28, 29, 30—One night stands along the Oregon Trail

April 27, John Day River

The Army Corps of Engineers has a small camp at the mouth of the John Day River where it enters the Columbia. A very nice facility, $12/night with full hookups using our National Park senior pass. As we progressed away from Portland the weather improved and was delightful when we made camp, if a little breezy.

Brenda was still recovering from the explorations of the oral surgeon back in Portland and took to bed. I found a path above the camp that ran along the river. I walked for six miles through some  of the most beautiful terrain I have ever had to myself, and I don’t say that lightly. The john day river has its own gorge, steep slopes and cliffs descending from maybe a thousand feet, covered in new grass. The wind kicked the river up in mist below which made rainbows just above the surface. I saw herds of antelope or deer running across the hills from miles away. The river meandered side to side and around every turn was another enchanting vista. I  just kept walking. (Had to negotiate three fences but there were no warning signs and it seemed like they were designed to accommodate the determined hiker.)

A lot of things are named for the early explorer John Day. On one of his adventures, right near where the ACE camp is, he was taken prisoner by local residents. His belongings were taken from him, including the clothes on his  back.  He had to hike 80 miles back in the cold buck naked. Seemed like a civilized way for the locals to send a message, I think.

April 28—Farewell Bend, OR

Found a lovely state camp along the Snake River. Early settlers floated down the Snake from its eastern reach to this point, then headed overland to Oregon, hence the name Farewell Bend. Wagon ruts worn into the stone near the camp. I took a walk down along the river a ways then hiked the mountain overlooking the camp for my own personal cardiac stress test which I passed apparently. Our trailer is in the trees to the right of the island in the picture. This is the southernmost point of the 1000+ mile Snake; it flows right to left and heads north here to the Columbia, of which it is the principal tributary. Idaho on the left bank of the river. Got cold here at night, some coyotes in the distance.

April 29—Twin Falls, ID

Drove around Boise, through the unspoiled lands along the Snake river. Winds howling across the vast basin. Took another thirty detour off the highway through Hagerman Valley, a stunning gorge with waterfalls pouring out of the rock escarpment down to the Snake. The aquifer that supports the farms along the flatland above the cliffs is one of the most bountiful in the country. The area is rich in fossils and fishing. I had left a message at an rv park with hot springs. They never called me back and of course they were booked up when I arrived. Five hours of driving to a dead end. We wound up at an unappetizing rv camp in the unappetizing area around Twin Falls.

The Perrine Bridge crosses the Snake here and is one of the world’s favored sites for jumping off with parachute, it is that high. It is one of the only places in the US where you can do so without a permit. We stopped to watch some of these thrill-seekers. Gave us a thrill, not pleasant, watching people pitch themselves off this high bridge.  Evil Knevel tried to jump the snake here with a jet-powered motorcycle, which motorcycle flamed out over the river leaving the daredevil to rely on his chute and suffer the opprobrium of his fans.

 

April 30—Honeyville, Utah

A crowded but beautifully-situated camp north of Salt Lake City. We got to soak in the hot springs there, the most mineral-laden springs on earth, according to their PR. Kit Carson soaked here, and Charles Fremont.

You probably can’t tell from the picture but the sign to the right says “Elwood City Cemetery.” The town is located near Honeyville and we had to take a look see. Not much to look at, and no way to discover the origin of its naming. No Elwoods in the boneyard.

Quite cold here and a little investigation revealed that there was a lot of cold in our future. Wyoming, Nebraska and Iowa were projecting colder-than-average temps. I was particularly concerned about making the mountain crossings in Wyoming. There was rain and freezing across the state, with black ice reported on the high passes. We could wait it out but decided on a bold course to head south and cross the US at a lower latitude. It also means negotiating the Rockies north to south. part of the route is on Utah State Route 6 which is called “The deadliest road in the US” (how could one not go?)  This trajectory would put us in vicinity of Albuquerque again, so, guess what, we’re heading back to ABQ for another visit.

Without getting the timeline too confusing, developments arose just in the past hours that will put us in Palm Springs California in mid-May. We had planned to be back home by mid month but the situation is evolving. Will explain later.

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April 12 to 27, 2017–Portland, OR

April 12th to April 27, 2017                       

We spent two weeks in Portland with Zach and Molly. They have a very nice craftsman style house, built 1910, in southeast Portland, across the street from a Trader Joe’s. I had taken on an indexing job as a favor to a publisher who had been a customer of mine for the twenty seven years I’ve been in business, and stayed deskbound for five days. We managed to squeeze in some exploring but the fact is it rained almost every day. Everyone knows it rains a lot in the southwest but even long-time residents were surprised by the duration and intensity of the precip. Portland is a temperate rainforest anyway, and everything grows easily and profusely, but with the saturation that had been going on for months the flora was in riot—a jungle without the jungle atmosphere of rot and fecundity, fertility and death. And without the heat.

Molly is active in the comedy circuit here and we attended some top-notch, and some bottom-rung, performances  including one of her own routines which was among the best—professionally-crafted, funny, well-received. We toured Zach’s office in the tallest building in Portland, a pink monolith thirty stories high. Both his company and Molly’s have nice cafeterias with wine and beer on tap, available to employees at all hours including nonworking-hours. I wonder how far I would have gotten suggesting that to my employers in 1980.

Portland is one of the most open towns on the planet. Weed is for sale at many stores for recreational use, it has the most per-capita strip clubs than any other US city, and has quite a few sex clubs where people go to have casual sex with strangers. Of these three types of businesses I visited one. It was clean and modern, like an Apple store, with stainless steel and ceramic fixtures and soft lighting coming from someplace not readily identifiable. I had a free consultation with an expert before deciding whether or not to invest. It was not as expensive as you might think.

It is said that people are flying from Amsterdam to visit Portland.

Hillary and Tom and Clementine and Tavish flew up from Albuquerque for a few days and we took a wine tour in the Willamette Valley, visiting five wineries. I have toured vineyards and wineries in two of the world’s greatest wine-producing areas. Next time you see me you will see that I am now in possession of specialized information about wine and how to approach a new prospect. I will swirl it in the glass, sniff it, and hold it up to the light. Then I will take a small sip, mixing it with as much air as I can without making objectionable noises. Then I will sit thoughtfully looking into the middle-distance. Then I will string together some adjectives, some of which are not often thought-of in connection with wine. “A presumptious nose,” is my current favorite. No, seriously, there is a lot to know and experience about wine. At one of the tastings we attended someone said that “some people choose not to learn about the complexity of wine.” I think I know a truism when I hear it and that had the ring of truth. All I know, and want to know, is that the explosion in recent years in the growing of grapes and the making of wine has the world awash in good, cheap vino.

Brenda had a tooth problem in Portland. I’ll spare you the details but we got the situation stabilized until we get home in a few weeks. The very good dentist we found was also a fortune-teller and said “I see a root canal on the near horizon.”

Bade farewell to Molly and Zach and Stumptown and drove a few hours along the Columbia River gorge. True to its name, it is gorgeous.